texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

Shiro Shirogane | Space Lion Misadventures

[shiro2hero]

1) turns out that the cat the ketih was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy

2) If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.

3) when I was too exhausted to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment. Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.

4) These Betties are catcalling at me... PLEASE HURRY

5) we had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.

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[glitchinthesystem]

Sounds like true love. You should do what the kids say and put a ring on it.

[shiro2hero]

Glitch you

Are a kid

[glitchinthesystem]

I also don't know what memes are.

What's your point?

[shiro2hero]

You just

You just used one.

[glitchinthesystem]

I did?

[shiro2hero]

Yeah. Yeah, you really did.

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[droptheious]

Ruddiger told me he got what was coming to him. Tell Keith to stop trying to steal my raccoon, it's not cool and he doesn't like it.

[shiro2hero]

Wait

Has this happened before?

And how long have you had a raccoon???

[droptheious]

Ruddiger was antsy about some weird guy trying to steal him before so I'm gonna go with yes.

And literally always? He came here with me.

[shiro2hero]

I'll

I'll talk to him again.

Oh - sorry. I didn't know

5

[teamfun]

Things I didn't need to know about your love life: THIS.

[shiro2hero]

things i never meant to send to anyone else

this

[teamfun]

OH GOOD.

Guess we both get some unresolvable trauma tonight.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

Also yeah, that's primo nerd. Sorry dude.

[shiro2hero]

im

I'M SO

I'm sorry Louis. For

the rest of my life

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[the_scientist]

i helped a partner memorize the periodic table via sex acts

what I'm saying is, welcome to the club

[shiro2hero]

That is




I'm actually impressed.

[the_scientist]

way more effective than I was anticipating

I keep thinking there has to have been some unfortunate Pavlovian responses though.

[shiro2hero]

I am genuinely trying not to think about that very hard

[the_scientist]

probably for the best
I hope you don't develop any unfortunate associations with hobbits

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[hollow_man]

but what are they saying exactly?

[shiro2hero]

cat calls!!

you know!

[hollow_man]

like 'oi sugardick'? because i've never seen them be that forward. i sort of thought they hated us.

[shiro2hero]

maybe it's my new curse

[hollow_man]

bloody hell, you're cursed?