texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

Usagi Tsukino || Sailor Moon

[lightthedarkness]

1. You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgment comments to yourself.

2. Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.

3. I just want someone in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?

4. In celebration of finishing my homework, let's drink tea w/ vodka :D!

5. TEXT HER

1

[droptheious]

I'm sorry but five ENTIRE bags of gummy bears is entierly too many gummy bears.

[lightthedarkness]

1st: There is literally NO such thing as too many gummy bears.

2nd: Wow. Okay. JUDGEY

[droptheious]

There is when you start claiming you can smell colours, Usagi!

YES. Judgey. I'm judging you and the sheer heights of your blood sugar levels.

[lightthedarkness]

I AM NOT WRONG WHEN I SAY THAT WHITE SMELLS LIKE PINEAPPLE!

And it's fiiiiiine, I'm a goddess. Totally can handle it.

4.

[laminae]

uh sure
what's that even taste like

[lightthedarkness]

No idea! I've only had sake and that was by accident.

[laminae]

guess we'll find out, then

so what's sake taste like

[lightthedarkness]

Kinda sweet. But that mighta been the tea.

[laminae]

i like sweet!
we should have that sometime

[lightthedarkness]

If you like sweet, then we need to do churros, this time with you getting one.

OH OH OH or cotton candy!

3

[undermoonlight]

Like a dog?

Do you want a dog?

[lightthedarkness]

.... Definitely NOT like a dog...

[undermoonlight]

Oh, that’s right. You did say you had a cat before.

Is there a shelter in this town?

[lightthedarkness]

... Sushi-kun... I'm gonna say this bluntly. I want someone to sleep with, naked. [Saying "I want to be fucked" would be a little too crass for her.]

[undermoonlight]

oh

NOT A DOG.

IM SORRY.

[lightthedarkness]

Not a dog. That is correct.

1

[cultivatingsin]

Are you angry with me, A-Usagi?

[lightthedarkness]

You took away my bag of sweets! I'm a little mad, yeah!

[cultivatingsin]

I'll get you another one! :(

3; 1/2

[survivalthroughhate]

...............

[What the heck.....? How should he even respond to this?]

2/2

[survivalthroughhate]

I sincerely hope this isn't your roundabout way of asking ME to be that person!

[lightthedarkness]

No, Maul, this is not my roundabout way of asking you to be a friend with benefits.

This IS me, however, griping about the distinct lack of single people who seem interested in me.

[survivalthroughhate]

[He's not sure whether to be relieved or disappointed. More the former than the latter. Phew.]

I'm surprised. You're so....you that I would have thought you'd have your share of those to sleep with. Or is it just none of them measure up to the prince you told me about you have back home?

[lightthedarkness]

Firstly, no one can compare to Mamo-chan.

Secondly, just because I have a soulmate doesn't mean I don't have NEEDS, Maul.