texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

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[survivalthroughhate]

I sincerely hope this isn't your roundabout way of asking ME to be that person!

[lightthedarkness]

No, Maul, this is not my roundabout way of asking you to be a friend with benefits.

This IS me, however, griping about the distinct lack of single people who seem interested in me.

[survivalthroughhate]

[He's not sure whether to be relieved or disappointed. More the former than the latter. Phew.]

I'm surprised. You're so....you that I would have thought you'd have your share of those to sleep with. Or is it just none of them measure up to the prince you told me about you have back home?

[lightthedarkness]

Firstly, no one can compare to Mamo-chan.

Secondly, just because I have a soulmate doesn't mean I don't have NEEDS, Maul.

[survivalthroughhate]

Ah, so you ARE hung up on your prince.

If that's all you require, find someone attractive, just walk up and kiss them hard, and ask if they'd like to sleep with you. I'm sure that'll work.

[.........One has to question how Maul's love life went when he still had a whole body if these are the ideas he comes up with.]