texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

Varian | Tangled

[droptheious]

1. Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.

2. I opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pineapple. I don't know what happened to you.

3. I think there's a high possibility I could be flammable.

4. This is really not the time to pretend we have morals

5. (Text him)

3

[arclightning]

Is this because you've already set yourself on fire? Are you still on fire? Where are you?

[droptheious]

No?

I mean I'm not on fire RIGHT NOW?

There's just the potential for fire at a later, undetermined date.

I'm in my lab.

[arclightning]

Okay, well, for the potential future fire: you're probably flammable and you should definitely have some kind of back-up plan. Trust me.

[droptheious]

I did have a fire extinguisher lying around but I'm pretty sure my girlfriend stole it to see if she could get air time while riding on my wheely chair.

[arclightning]

Get a new fire extinguisher ASAP.

[ AND THEN a little while later: ]

Did it work?

[droptheious]

Ugh fine. I'll get one tomorrow.


I mean kind of? She went pretty high.

[arclightning]

That's. Very good to know, actually, that you can use them as a boost. Good experiment.

2

[hallucinogem]

Ugly? :(

[droptheious]

They were BRIGHT GREEN, Em. Not even the fun kind of bright green, either.

[hallucinogem]

Yeah! They weren't supposed to be fun, I was dressed up to be as offensive to the eyes as possible.
It's called nightclubs? Look 'em up.

I still don't know what the deal was with the pineapple. I don't even like pineapple.
Maybe I stole it? I don't remember at all.

[droptheious]

I don't know if I want to look them up if I'd end up the way you were last night. It was tragic.

Maybe? Does Neo like pineapple? Did you steal it for her in some weird romantic gesture? Because I could see that.

[hallucinogem]

They're pretty fun. This girl from back home told me about them.
Don't know how she survived doing it every night, but it's just pumping bass music and neon lights and body paint... okay, they're REALLY fun.

I could just buy a pineapple! But then again, drunk me does sound like the kind of person who would shove a pineapple under her shirt to surprise her girlfriend.
...You really need to stop meeting drunk me.

[droptheious]

So the point is to runing your ears and eyesight?

I'm pretty sure that would surprise anyone, yes. And I'd love to stop meeting drunk you, but drunk you keeps FINDING me. And then I feel morally obligated as your friend to make sure you get home without dying.

3.

[clickclickbloom]

That's never stopped us before!

[droptheious]

That's the spirit! But seriously I think I need a fire extinguisher this time. Where did you put it?

[clickclickbloom]

Seriously?
Oh.
Oh no.
Okay.
I got this.
Did you check under the sink?
Or the closet?
Wait.
You check under the sink.
I'll check in the closet.

[droptheious]

It's ok I'm on fire yet. But there might be a fire at some point.

Probably.

...


...

It's not under the sink but there is a single gummy bear where it should have been.

[clickclickbloom]

Good to know! Because I'd be so mad if you started another a fire and didn't invite me.

I'm coming over to see the potential fire.

Oh! I was wondering where that went. Save it for me!!! :D

What about the closet????

3.

[lightthedarkness]

.... Varian, I swear to god, if you made the "nearly" burnt down half the forest into a "definitely" I'm taking away your lab privileges.

[droptheious]

Flammable is not the same as BEING ON FIRE, relax.

It just means there's a potential for fire in the near future is all.

[lightthedarkness]

....... WHY!?!?!

[droptheious]

The same reason for almost everything I do. Scientific curiosity.

[lightthedarkness]

Varian, last I checked, you are human.

You have ALWAYS been flammable!

4

[survivalthroughhate]

Good. That means we can skip the part where you try to stop me from doing what I will inevitably do anyway.