texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

[arclightning]

She is a polarbear dog and I am 95% sure whipped cream is not good for them, what even made you do this

[owllady]

i told you! she sounded like she wanted me to!

i guess i don't speak polar bear dog

[arclightning]

She was PROBABLY barking at you to leave her alone.

And now she's trying to get into the fridge for more. Thank you for that.

[owllady]

you're very welcome.

she deserves to live a little

[arclightning]

where did you get the whipped cream

[owllady]

i made it! my own recipe

[arclightning]

Suddenly more important question: what did you put IN the whipped cream

[owllady]

what?! normal stuff! cream, sugar, whips

[arclightning]

Repeat that list please?

[owllady]

it's text. read it again

[arclightning]

There are no whips in whipped cream.