i. i was honest when I told you I'm a paramedic. the uniform just makes me look like a stripper ii. javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks iii. Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool? iv. Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip v. you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass" vi. well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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ii. javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
iii. Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
iv. Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
v. you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
vi. well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual