texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

[clickclickbloom]

What do euphemisms have to do with kicking puppies?
Yeah. I noticed. I'm pretty happy about that. I know other people are too.
Just keep watching where you walk!

[hallucinogem]

They don't have anything to do with kicking puppies!
That's just what it would feel like if I had to be the one to explain sex to you!!

[clickclickbloom]

Oh.
Oooooooh.
OH.
OOOOOOOOOOOOH.
Wow.
What does any of this have to do with that?

[hallucinogem]

Please explain to me what you think sex is, Ruby Rose.

[clickclickbloom]

It's
It is
Well you see when
Jeez.
It's all very technical you see.
What with all the moving parts and stuff.
I'm going to need some time to figure out how to describe this.
Maybe I should make a chart.

[hallucinogem]

No, I can wait. Go ahead.
Either this is gonna be really funny or you're gonna surprise me, and I could go for either one right about now.

[clickclickbloom]

1/?

[hallucinogem]

I.

[hallucinogem]

[hallucinogem]

You know, that's.

[hallucinogem]

[hallucinogem]

[this delay is largely because she is saving this picture and sending it directly to the Fluids of everybody she knows.]

[hallucinogem]

done, probably

[hallucinogem]

Thank you, Ruby Rose.
Thank you for telling me what sex is.
I was so in the dark and now I'll never have another question ever again.

[clickclickbloom]

Anytime Em.
Happy to help.