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texts from last night (in deerington)

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

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Oh.
Oh!
OH!
You mean like a codeword in battle!
We use those with team attacks. Bumblebee is Yang and Blake, Freezerburn is Weiss and Yang, Ice Flower is me and Weiss, and Ladybug is me and Blake.

No, Ruby.
Close, but no.
I thought Weiss was gonna explain this to you but I guess it falls on my shoulders.
Sigh. Okay.
So when a huntress and another huntress love each other very much, they might decide to do something fun together.
And sometimes that fun thing is dangerous, because maybe they have messed up ideas of what fun is, and nobody gets to judge them for it.
So they come up with a code word to say if something gets too dangerous, because maybe usual things like "stop" or "no" are part of it now.

Wait.
I'm confused.
We're still talking about fighting here, right?
Because this sounds an awful lot like a fight.
But like a fight between two people who like each other a whole lot.
So like a love spar.
Is that what this is?

I was definitely not talking about fighting.
But yeah. A love spar!
Sure!
That's not technically the wrongest answer.
Gods, I wish you'd stop being so innocent for like five seconds.

Oh. Okay! I got it.
That makes sense.
I think I get behind a love spar.
Wait.
What's that supposed to mean?

Well, I wouldn't have to talk in so many euphemisms if saying what I mean out loud didn't feel like kicking a puppy!
And you might have noticed but I'm trying to not be evil anymore.
It's been years since a puppy got underfoot.

What do euphemisms have to do with kicking puppies?
Yeah. I noticed. I'm pretty happy about that. I know other people are too.
Just keep watching where you walk!

They don't have anything to do with kicking puppies!
That's just what it would feel like if I had to be the one to explain sex to you!!

Oh.
Oooooooh.
OH.
OOOOOOOOOOOOH.
Wow.
What does any of this have to do with that?

Edited 2020-11-18 18:31 (UTC)

Please explain to me what you think sex is, Ruby Rose.

It's
It is
Well you see when
Jeez.
It's all very technical you see.
What with all the moving parts and stuff.
I'm going to need some time to figure out how to describe this.
Maybe I should make a chart.

Edited 2020-11-18 18:41 (UTC)