texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

[howlett]

yeah yeah. fuck me. whatever.

[speed_of_snark]

No.

Is it too weird?

[speed_of_snark]

It's not my fault YOU'RE uncomfortable, Logan.

I'll keep my distance for your peace of mind.

[howlett]

sorry, what the fuck am I uncomfortable with? if you're gonna accuse me of something again I'd at least like to know what kind of asshole you've decided i am.

[survivalthroughhate]

That must be why I've never had cause to read it in the library.

I'm fine.

[Maul would say that even if he was lying in the middle of the street bleeding, so the terse reply is really a crock of shit. He'd gone through a horrific experience and that was going to stick with him for a long while, especially given how everyone had condemned him after his network post.]

[speed_of_snark]

You've made it pretty clear you're not pleased by my trying to adapt to a missing fucking leg.

[speed_of_snark]

It's not good.

Let me rephrase that: HOW bad are you?

[howlett]

oh yeah?
news to me.

[laminae]

thanks, dude

[shiro2hero]

cat calls!!

you know!

[speed_of_snark]

Goddammit Logan why are you doing this to me right now?

You act one way then pull a "oh I wasn't aware I was doing that" and I'm left feeling crazy.

[survivalthroughhate]

Then why are you continuing the masochistic routine of reading it?

Not as bad off as you'd think. I took some time to myself and then got some sense punched into me by Reaper. After spending some time with him, I'm much better. Not that anyone but him and like two other people even seemed to care about me, even when I was missing for over two weeks.

[Bitter? Maul? Never. ]

[survivalthroughhate]

Anytime, my young friend.

[He's always available for blithe insults.]

So just what did you agree to do that led to this train of thought?

[howlett]

you got my motives all figured you. you tell me.

i ain't out to do shit but give a damn.
and if that rubs you the wrong way. fine.
lemme do you a favour and give it fuckin rest.

[speed_of_snark]

I didn't want you to keep telling me we could perform an experiment that might result in hurting you and Foley, Logan. That's really not what I wanted. That hurts a hell of a lot more than my stupid stump.

[howlett]

whatever. it's your leg. do whatever you want.

[speed_of_snark]

Fine.

I'll be staying at the apartment tonight.

[speed_of_snark]

Boredom.

If I hadn't had a leg bit off and a boyfriend killed, I feel like I might have noticed.

[howlett]

whatever makes you happy.

[speed_of_snark]

having a nice drink with my boyfriend was what I was hoping for, to be honest, but we can't always get what we want.

I'll let Kurt know so he doesn't worry.

[howlett]

there's more of those where this one came from.

[oversight]

No. But life is weird so be prepared for that.

[speed_of_snark]

Ok now I'm a bit worried.

[hallucinogem]

Not Qrow?
Nah, I guess Qrow is probably the one who'd go slutty first.
I mean if nothing else, he's definitely the twink in your relationship.
Tell me I'm wrong.

[owllady]

what can i say, animals love me