Larxene (
trancheuse) wrote in
soddersays2021-04-21 12:52 pm
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Player Plot - Larxene's Last Laugh
What do you get when the amoral little nutjob know's the show's over and everyone she cared about impressing and being good for has woken up already?
Content Warnings: Dinosaur Horror, Minor Body Modification Horror for Lollipops

"What are you stupid? We're going to have a little fun!"
When: Early May. April 26 (Lollipop) & April 28 - May 1 at the latest.
Where: Around Deerington (dinos), A "Lemonade and Sucker Stand" where her house used to be, behind the power plant.
What:
So, Larxene knows that Julia is about to wake up. Despite her apparent blase nature, she's been in Deerington close to two years now. She's aware that the gig is almost up, and when it's done, she's dead. She's fine with it really. Doesn't bother her, but now that Penny Polendina and every last person she ever cared about being 'good' for the sake of has woken up? Well, she's done with that, and she wants one last laugh...
And with the Authority too busy to watch her constantly, she's going to finally have it.
Specifically:
-Larxene has a bunch of mass-purchased Green Apple flavored Species-Change Lollipops from August 2020. She bought them so someone else could have fun as a human, but they're gone and now she's got extras, so... TOY!
-She will open a stand on the ruined remains of her house on April 26. She'll sell or trade one lollipop apiece to anyone who wants them. She's not going to actually tell people what they are, other than that "It's a Surprise. Come on, live a little." Like in the past event, the effects last 24 hours.
-Because I see no harm in it, if you want her to have 'accidentally' gotten different flavors from Sodder, sure. Go for it. She only asked for Green Apples, but maybe there's a few others there. One Lollipop apiece. The effects were:
Green Apple: Changes your species. Can be changed into any known species whether an alien race, fantasy race, or maybe even just a complete change over to an animal of some sort.
Blueberry: Changes color of eyes/skin/hair/etc to more unnatural/vibrant colors.
Cherry: Gives you attributes of an animal like rabbit ears/tails/wings. Things like wings can be used to fly until effects wear off.
Lemon: Changes your gender.
Grape: Changes your age.
Well that was Innocent, but did you say Dinosaurs?!? Yes, I did.
Larxene trades off almost all of her suckers, but what she doesn't tell people is that she took the last few of them and wedged them into wads of meat before throwing them at predatory dinosaurs in the Jungle Sinkhole. She tests it a little on a compy first to make sure it works and then hatches her plan on April 27th. With 24 hours of human intelligence and a blond woman all too happy to get them to chase her to conveniently set up ropes at the sinkhole's edge, Larxene coaxes them out and to the surface... and just teleports away. A day later, on April 28th when the suckers wear off, this happens...

I'll put up a little log for you guys to have fun with dinosaurs as much as you want. She's proud enough that she manages to coax the following up and out to play with all those heroes:
About a dozen Compies
One or two Dilophosaurus (Careful, they spit!)
A half dozen Velociraptors
One, count them, one T-Rex
(Short version, not policing who fights what dino, just those are the ones available. Have fun!)
So, from April 28 until they're dead or fled into the forest, there's a few extra monsters if you're feeling like one last fight with a beasty before the Final Moments. Reasonably? Even old T-Rex isn't going to last 'that' long in a fight against the heroes of Deerington, so it's safe to assume that people will react and dispose of these creatures easily enough, especially the T-Rex. And no matter what, whatever happens on May 1st will be enough to cause the remaining dinosaurs to flee or get killed.
Does Larxene Get Away With it?
-Oh, would you like to see Larxene punished for randomly unleashing a few dinosaurs on an already flailing, dying town? Well, that's fair, totally fair. Respond below with your thoughts, and I'm down for playing out reprisals here. None of these will stop the fact that Larxene will be voting in the final event in May, but otherwise I'm good with whatever happens to her as a result of this.
It is possible to use deductive logic as it relates to this. She just publicly gave away species-changing suckers and suddenly days later a T-Rex showed up. It's not exactly 2+2 in Deerington, but logic is fair. It's even possible to have witnessed her running from strange humans crawling out of the sinkhole and teleporting away. But even failing that, Larxene will probably post on the network on May 1st or 2nd to gloat, because she's dumb like that.
I'm game for any reprisal, because she's an awful shit and nobody's keeping her honest these days.
But, Why?!?
Hah, it's a horror game, and T-Rex hasn't ONCE terrorized the streets of Deerington in my memory. Come on. I wanted to play the Jurrasic Park Theme for a little last monster fun.
Basically it's just a cheap excuse for a few more monster fights and body horror/transformations. Knock yourselves out, ya filthy animals.
Content Warnings: Dinosaur Horror, Minor Body Modification Horror for Lollipops

"What are you stupid? We're going to have a little fun!"
When: Early May. April 26 (Lollipop) & April 28 - May 1 at the latest.
Where: Around Deerington (dinos), A "Lemonade and Sucker Stand" where her house used to be, behind the power plant.
What:
So, Larxene knows that Julia is about to wake up. Despite her apparent blase nature, she's been in Deerington close to two years now. She's aware that the gig is almost up, and when it's done, she's dead. She's fine with it really. Doesn't bother her, but now that Penny Polendina and every last person she ever cared about being 'good' for the sake of has woken up? Well, she's done with that, and she wants one last laugh...
And with the Authority too busy to watch her constantly, she's going to finally have it.
Specifically:
-Larxene has a bunch of mass-purchased Green Apple flavored Species-Change Lollipops from August 2020. She bought them so someone else could have fun as a human, but they're gone and now she's got extras, so... TOY!
-She will open a stand on the ruined remains of her house on April 26. She'll sell or trade one lollipop apiece to anyone who wants them. She's not going to actually tell people what they are, other than that "It's a Surprise. Come on, live a little." Like in the past event, the effects last 24 hours.
-Because I see no harm in it, if you want her to have 'accidentally' gotten different flavors from Sodder, sure. Go for it. She only asked for Green Apples, but maybe there's a few others there. One Lollipop apiece. The effects were:
Green Apple: Changes your species. Can be changed into any known species whether an alien race, fantasy race, or maybe even just a complete change over to an animal of some sort.
Blueberry: Changes color of eyes/skin/hair/etc to more unnatural/vibrant colors.
Cherry: Gives you attributes of an animal like rabbit ears/tails/wings. Things like wings can be used to fly until effects wear off.
Lemon: Changes your gender.
Grape: Changes your age.
Well that was Innocent, but did you say Dinosaurs?!? Yes, I did.
Larxene trades off almost all of her suckers, but what she doesn't tell people is that she took the last few of them and wedged them into wads of meat before throwing them at predatory dinosaurs in the Jungle Sinkhole. She tests it a little on a compy first to make sure it works and then hatches her plan on April 27th. With 24 hours of human intelligence and a blond woman all too happy to get them to chase her to conveniently set up ropes at the sinkhole's edge, Larxene coaxes them out and to the surface... and just teleports away. A day later, on April 28th when the suckers wear off, this happens...

I'll put up a little log for you guys to have fun with dinosaurs as much as you want. She's proud enough that she manages to coax the following up and out to play with all those heroes:
About a dozen Compies
One or two Dilophosaurus (Careful, they spit!)
A half dozen Velociraptors
One, count them, one T-Rex
(Short version, not policing who fights what dino, just those are the ones available. Have fun!)
So, from April 28 until they're dead or fled into the forest, there's a few extra monsters if you're feeling like one last fight with a beasty before the Final Moments. Reasonably? Even old T-Rex isn't going to last 'that' long in a fight against the heroes of Deerington, so it's safe to assume that people will react and dispose of these creatures easily enough, especially the T-Rex. And no matter what, whatever happens on May 1st will be enough to cause the remaining dinosaurs to flee or get killed.
Does Larxene Get Away With it?
-Oh, would you like to see Larxene punished for randomly unleashing a few dinosaurs on an already flailing, dying town? Well, that's fair, totally fair. Respond below with your thoughts, and I'm down for playing out reprisals here. None of these will stop the fact that Larxene will be voting in the final event in May, but otherwise I'm good with whatever happens to her as a result of this.
It is possible to use deductive logic as it relates to this. She just publicly gave away species-changing suckers and suddenly days later a T-Rex showed up. It's not exactly 2+2 in Deerington, but logic is fair. It's even possible to have witnessed her running from strange humans crawling out of the sinkhole and teleporting away. But even failing that, Larxene will probably post on the network on May 1st or 2nd to gloat, because she's dumb like that.
I'm game for any reprisal, because she's an awful shit and nobody's keeping her honest these days.
But, Why?!?
Hah, it's a horror game, and T-Rex hasn't ONCE terrorized the streets of Deerington in my memory. Come on. I wanted to play the Jurrasic Park Theme for a little last monster fun.
Basically it's just a cheap excuse for a few more monster fights and body horror/transformations. Knock yourselves out, ya filthy animals.
