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APRIL 2020 TEST DRIVE MEME
APRIL 2020 TEST DRIVE MEME
Welcome to April's Test Drive Meme! This month's Test Drive's theme is: ENCHANTMENT HORROR.
All Test Drive Memes contain at least one clue to the Deerington's upcoming in-game events for the month! Keep your eyes peeled! But...not literally.
Characters may die during TDMs, but you do not need to count it towards a game-canonical death unless you want to. Consider it a freebie. All TDMs can be considered game canon as TDMs introduce minor aspects about the world of Deerington that can be revisited by characters later on in the game. You may also use TDMs for your application writing sample as well as AC.
CW: Enchanted food, possible body horror, mild finger injuries, magic based mind control, rapid aging, possible death
Don't forget to tag content whenever necessary. Have fun!
YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

You're cooking it yourself or getting it from the local restaurants, so nothing bad could happen with a little self-indulgence, right? Just about everyone has learned not to trust the food at a giant feast in Deerington, but short of the lunch and dinner menus at the diner, the restaurants and the grocery store have never done a Sleeper harm! At least, that's the way it's always been before. Two years is long enough to start taking things for granted.
Anyone who has any of the specials from the restaurants or who cooks any kind of pork related product at home will find that once they have finished their meal, they will slowly turn into... pigs. It seems to vary on how fast a single person turns, some moving slowly over the course of days while they eat more and more food, and others will turn into a full blown pig in a manner of minutes. At first you can still talk to others and display your usual personality in pig form, but the longer you stay a pig, the more boarish you'll become.
So how do you break the curse? Locals say there's a magic stream up on the mountain that will stop these kinds of enchantments, but you can't go alone. Someone will have to carry you up and sing to you while you drink. It might be a friend or a lover or a complete stranger, but whoever you can nudge into it will have to physically carry you in their arms up the side of the mountain looking for this stream. It can take a while— the walk is fairly long, a few hours at best, but you'll know it when you find it. The stream sparkles unnaturally in the sunlight and it seems like none of the animals are willing to drink from it's unnaturally cold waters. The moment you take a long sip while your companion sings whatever song pops into their head, you'll turn back into a human. Hopefully your clothes turn back with you.
If your character does not eat meat/pork, then they'll be safe from this event!
GOOD ENDURES

The pork doesn't seem to be the only enchanted object around Deerington this month. There are several of them cropping up all over the place and each one has a different outcome for those unfortunate enough to run into them.
Spinning wheels seem to be in the most random of places. Some of them will even just appear in your house. Sometimes multiple spinning wheels show up. Anyone who gets to close will have the strong urge to prick their finger on the spindle, the needle very easily cutting the tip and making you bleed more than you might have expected. Hopefully you have a first aid kit around.
Anyone who pricks their finger will find that they are forced to follow the next person they see around everywhere. They'll follow them to work, to school, to the bathroom, to the kitchen, even to bed. It doesn't matter if it's someone you've never spoken to in your life, you will follow them like a lost duckling every hour of every day. It's enough to drive anyone bonkers.
Mirrors will also suddenly be being displayed in every home and every shop, even if you never had them before. It doesn't matter whether or not you have a reflection, any person who looks into the mirror will find that they are forced to imitate the next person they make eye contact with. This can be their personality, their posture, the way they speak, their basic movements— you'll start to become a total mirror image. If it goes on too long, you might even start to find the two of you start to look more and more alike...
Apples start to pop up in all the stores as well as in your fridges. They're bright red and look so delicious, you can't resist taking a bite. Even if you don't like apples or are normally allergic to them, you'll want to eat these, and you'll find they taste delicious and don't bring harm to anyone. At least... not at first.
A few hours after eating the apple, you'll start to notice differences in your appearance. Your hair has start to thin and become gray and limp, your skin is wrinkled and covered in spots, your hands become frail and shaky. You're aging, and rapidly at that. Before you know it, you've turned into a hideous hag, one that would frighten children in any fairy tale book. But how do you reverse it?
The cure for all three enchantments is to tell three facts about yourself. Even just introducing yourself will show improvement if it's to someone who never knew your name before. Those who ate the apples will have to seek someone out, but anyone who pricked their finger or looked in a mirror will specifically have to confess these three facts to the person they're enchanted to follow/imitate. Once three facts have been shared, you'll be able to leave, return to normal, and age back to your regular self.
Character Arrival
You can read how all characters arrive in Deerington here.There is not a collective "all these characters showed up at the exact same moment" occurrence in Deerington. Since characters fall asleep, die, or pass out at various times throughout all their worlds, it wouldn't make too much sense if they arrived in game all at the exact same time. There should be some discrepancy between character arrival, whether by a couple minutes, hours, or even days up to a week.
The players are entirely in control of how/when they want to play their characters arriving in Deerington. For TDMs, you can play it like your character has just arrived and that can be maintained as your game canon, or you can wait until game events for that moment. Or you don't need to acknowledge it at all. The flexibility for character allows a bit more of an organic feel to the character arrival situation, so please play it to whatever feels right for you.
If you are interested in having an "arrival" introduction for one of your TDM prompts, you are more than welcome to explore that option.
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This man has a Statement for him. Statements, he's certain. And— and it's been so long, since his last live Statement, since—
Since his team's intervention. He promised not to take another live one. Not to flay the minds of innocents more than he strictly needs to.
He's not sure how long he can hold out now that he's face-to-face with one. ]
I... I'm, ah. [ Slowly, he fights back control of his voice. He's really not doing well at keeping the fixation and desire off his face, though. The Archivist's stare is... intense, even for those who can't see the unfathomable eldritch depths in it. ] Yes. I had... questions.
[ It occurs to him that the man looks alarmed. Jon gamely attempts to school his expression into something less off-putting. (It does nothing for the piercing, uncountable eyes Sunny might be seeing.) ]
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his glance slides away to the floor instead, because that seems safer than literally any space above this stranger's ankles, and he offers a slightly shaky smile.
he kind of wants to ask the stranger to leave, but that would be.. rude. he can manage this. he's managed okay so far, hasn't he? he does at home. ] Did you, um.. I can make coffee? [ his glance flicks back up almost involuntarily, caught, drifting from one staring eye to another, then up to the stranger's own piercing gaze, almost lost beneath the thing that covers and fills him. ]
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The problem, of course, is that it also makes him feel hungry. ]
I... coffee. No. [ He can't stop Looking. There's so much there— there's something in this man he doesn't have words for, except that he thinks it might be Vast, but even that seems... insufficient. Something bright and strange and unknowable, something too expansive to fit in his mind, and every inch of him wants to pull it to pieces and catalog the parts.
Jon's voice shakes, a bit. ] No, I think I need to— I- I should go.
[ They're on the same page about that. Largely. He just... needs to make his feet move, now. ]
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What is it? [ he shouldn't have asked that. it's safer for him not to know, and he'd told himself he wouldn't ask, wouldn't wonder. but this man is standing on his stoop looking half-starved, as if sunny's a banquet, and if they're both going to be here in this little town together, sunny.. isn't sure he can live with the not knowing. michael isn't here to protect him from the monsters, and while he doesn't think this man is a monster necessarily, the thing inside him certainly isn't benign.
he realizes he's half hidden himself behind his door, and takes another shaky breath, forcing it open wider so he can't do that again. ] .. The thing in you. A-Attached to you. [ he uncurls a hand and lifts it, reaching, hesitating before the inhuman eyes still watching like a hawk. he withdraws his hand again with a hitching breath. ] Does it always.. stare?
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It does. Always. The— the Ceaseless Watcher, they call it. Among other things.
[ He wants to ask how this man can see it. He wants the story of how he learned to see it, the stories of all the other things he's seen, and what they did to him—
He does not trust himself with questions, right now. But it is so very, very difficult to pry himself away. ]
What do you see?
[ There's only the faintest hum of compulsion behind it, a little slip of pressure. He's trying so hard. ]
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he takes a breath and steps back to let him in. ] I-- I don't want to have this conversation in my doorway, please. [ though he doesn't really want to allow this ceaseless watcher inside his home, either. still, he's not going to mistreat this man because something awful's attached itself to him. it's clear enough he doesn't want it.
then, whether jon steps in or not, because he can't quite help himself: ] Eyes. Eyes in a.. void. You're covered in them. They're-- [ a shaky hand lifts, sweeps out over the space around jon, carefully not touching any of them. ] All around here, stretching out into.. elsewhere.
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He watches in fascination at that gesture, at the tremble in that hand. ]
Have you always— [ But he bites off the question halfway. A heavier weight of power was building behind those words, and he's promised, hasn't he. He needs to uphold it, for Martin to be alright. Even if it hurts, trying to rip himself away from the information here.
Jon is certain that if this man volunteers any more, he... might not be able to stop himself. Might not want to. He breathes, carefully, and starts again. ]
It feeds on... fear. Bad experiences. Terrible truths. [ Strained, so strained: ] I am trying my best not to feed it. Much.
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Oh, [ he says, surprised, something in his posture easing and the nervous fear ebbing to the background. ] Are you Jon? Jon.. um, Sims? I've met your-- your-- [ come to think of it, he hadn't really asked martin to put a label on his relationship with his jon. ] --your Martin. Come in, I'll get some paper and write something down for you. [ he ushers the other man further in and shuts the door behind him.
the house is pretty much spotless except the living room, which has been converted into a kind of studio. there's plastic on the floor and a canvas atop it, sketches taped to the walls and stacked everywhere, and supplies wherever he has room for them. instead of leading jon into the living room, then, sunny takes him to the kitchen. ]
He told me about your.. would you call them dietary requirements..? I-- Sorry, your watcher is.. new to me. Can I get you coffee, tea, something else..?
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My Martin. [ The way he says it is... embarrassingly warm. Jon doesn't really have the presence of mind to care, at the moment. ] Of course. Yes, I... thank you.
[ So he follows. Jon hovers politely a few paces behind, watching him. ]
No need. But if you must— tea, then. Thank you. [ It will be awful, American tea, he's sure, but he will drink it in Martin's honor. And, again, with more feeling: ] Really— thank you.
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he takes a mug down for the other man, opens his cabinet where he keeps his tea and coffee, and makes a musing noise. ] All I've been able to pick up so far is a store-brand black tea. It's okay, but probably not the best you've ever had in your life.
[ it'll do if all jon wants is something to wrap his hands around and focus on, though.
he leans his hips against the countertop as he waits for the kettle to boil, arms folded loosely over his abdomen. ] You don't have to thank me. I mean.. the eyes are spooky, but it's not your fault. It's not even the first time I've seen something with a lotta' eyes. [ a beat, holding up a finger as if asking him to pause. ] Um, don't.. ask about it, he said to remind you. I'll write that bit down, too. He told me a little bit about you. [ in spite of himself, he grins. ] He's so smitten there's no hiding it.
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At the promise of something with a lotta eyes he straightens unconsciously, alert like a dog scenting game. The hunger is back in his eyes before he knows it's showing. Once his host thinks to cut him off, he settles a little, reluctantly, chewing his lip. Tone wry and tired: ]
It's— difficult not to ask. Not as bad once I know you intend to write it down, though. [ Then it's not denial of knowledge, just patience. Jon is not good at patience, necessarily, but he's never had such a strong reason to learn.
The talk of Martin loosens him up a little more, eases his posture back down to something closer to normal. Jon resumes a noble effort to act like a person instead of a monster. ] I'm sorry— I never asked your name. You know mine.
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I can imagine. [ it must be like starving and having your favorite dish dangled in front of your nose without being allowed to touch it or taste it. ] I promise, I'll write down everything I can think of. Like I told Martin, though, I can't say they'll all be.. good? Some of it's pretty mundane, for uh.. supernatural.. stuff. [ angels are just a part of his life now, whether they're human-shaped and perched on a stool for him to sketch or impossible creatures of eyes and wings and holy fire checking in on his migraines.
but then he smiles, warm and kind and a little crooked. ] Sunny. Sunny Holiday. [ a beat. ] My ma had a sense of humor, I guess. [ he's heard all the jokes. he knows his name is silly. ] It's nice to meet you, Jon. Really.
[ the kettle clicks and he jumps a little, laughing at his own jitteriness as he pours water over a teabag for the other man. he sets out cream and sugar for him, then pours coffee for himself, setting everything out on the little kitchen table.
before he sits, he finds his sketchbook and a pen, holds both up for jon's inspection. ] I don't usually keep lined paper around. Will this be okay?
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The more... intense experiences feed it most effectively. It's... a being innately tied to fear.
[ He wants the shock and terror of being faced with something impossible; he wants to taste this man's distress. He hates it, but there it is.
And— Sunny Holiday? Really? That's remarkably unfortunate. Still: he could never have imagined so warm a welcome. ]
You as well.
[ Jon settles in with his tea, holding it while it steeps. The warmth is, somehow, comforting, and the nod he gives Sunny is grateful. ] Yes, absolutely. It's the content that matters, not the, ah... delivery.
[ Except that spoken is much different than written, of course. He wonders how much Martin has explained. ]
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he glances back up when jon mentions the delivery, setting his pen down to finally put cream and sugar in his coffee. ] Martin said that telling you would give me nightmares. [ not like he doesn't already have those, but.. ] What's the difference? I mean, if you don't mind answering. Does it.. have something to do with the.. distance? [ to actually tell it is kind of to be in the moment, isn't it? while putting it on paper gives you the chance to sit back and think about it, rewrite it, leave things out or add things in.. it's certainly not as immediate as telling a story. ]
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And... in a way. It has to do with— me, I think. If I take the Statement firsthand, then It has a clearer connection to you. Your experience becomes... more entirely a part of Its Archive.
[ He's a conduit; he's an eye to see through. Better that he records the Statements spoken in his own voice, one step removed. ]
But I think it's best that I don't watch you write. Or ask you for anything in particular.
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what if your body houses the creator of the fucking universe? does the watcher have the same power over it? it's all so.. weird to think of.
he nods after a moment, though, glancing back down at his growing list. ] Before you leave, I'll make sure to write the first one. [ a glance back up, almost shy for a moment. ] You'll be okay, right? I mean, you don't have to.. see it yourself if I write it. Right? [ not that he could fix it if it did affect jon--the other man has to eat, right?--but depending on his answer, it'll certainly affect the types of things he'll write out for him. he's not about to try to force one of god's memories on the poor guy if he literally has to live them. ]
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[ And I'll be there watching you suffer, he doesn't say, and on some level I will like it. It will feel right.
So he blinks, uncomprehending, at that gentle question. ]
I... will. See it. I'm sorry that that's, um, invasive— it's not particularly avoidable. I will be all right. [ I don't have much choice, he seems to say. ]
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That-- Well, it's.. not that it's invasive, exactly, I just.. [ he scratches his temple with the back end of the pen. ] There's some stuff that human brains aren't, uh, meant to handle. So if you see them, if you experience them.. I-- I'm not sure what it would do to you?
[ and he definitely doesn't want to-- to drive jon insane or anything awful like that. ]
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I... [ He chuckles, wry and humorless, and a little more raw than he would prefer. ] I'm not entirely human, anymore. Maybe not very human at all.
[ He doesn't die. He barely bleeds. He suspects that sleeping and eating are fairly optional, at this point. ]
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Sorry, I didn't want to squeeze your hand if you don't like to be touched, but.. you're human enough where it matters, I think. I-- I mean, just from first impressions.
[ he's clearly hopelessly in love with martin, he's trying very hard not to hurt sunny even though he must be starving-- that's very, painfully human. ]
.. Um. Anyway, I'll-- Maybe we'll try one that isn't, uh.. quite so intense first and see if you can handle it and.. go from there?
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Well. Voicing what he feels in moments like this has never been Jon's strong suit, anyway.
He averts his eyes, breathes a soft little breath out. The tension all drops from his shoulders, some; he doesn't notice. He is trying to find a way to say thank you that won't sound too wobbly or too stilted. He is failing. ]
I... yes. Right. That's... a good idea. Whatever you're comfortable with.
[ And: ] What you're doing... I appreciate it.
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he smiles at the thanks, sweet and warm. ] Nothing to thank me for, hon. How about you enjoy the tea best you can, maybe text Martin a little, and I'll go write this up real quick.
[ he pushes his pen into his hair, tucks the sketchbook under his arm, and grabs his coffee, and heads into his studio/living room. it's easy to see him from the kitchen if you turn that way, but he's just enough out of sight that maybe it'll help jon focus on other things.
he's not gone for too long, at least, returning with two pages rolled up. he drops his sketchbook back on the table, this time with a charcoal pencil, and offers out the rolled pages. ] I think it might need some explanation afterward, but um. If you have questions, you can text me about it if you want later. [ then, probably a little unexpectedly: ] Do you mind if I sketch you?
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Sunny is out of the room before Jon has properly processed the endearment. ] 'Hon.' [ A little scoff, half-surprised and half-fond. ] Well.
[ Thus far, this place is, bafflingly, not so bad at all.
He spends a few minutes figuring out the text interface and getting a simple check-in message to Martin, because... it doesn't seem like a bad idea, all told. When his host returns, Jon tries not to take those rolled-up pages too eagerly. He nods in understanding, then... blinks. ] I— I suppose? Is there a reason you want to?
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[ and because jon seems so sad and so wounded and so intense and determined, and it speaks to him on a very visceral level. as jittery and aching as he still feels, there's a part of him that wants to wrap the man up in a hug that makes his bones creak, that wants to bundle him in a quilt and give he and martin somewhere quiet and private to be, away from the world and the things that hurt them.
he can't do that, won't do that, and if he can't, won't, then he needs to deal with those impulses in other ways. those, and the lingering fear of the thing that watches through jon, which he's a little nervous may take over his art for a while.
and jon does have a good face, sharp-boned and scarred and hunted. ]
Also.. [ he trails off for a moment, and the pencil begins to move, sketching out the rough strokes of jon's face on the page. ] .. it helps me with things. Working through feelings, um.. fears, sometimes, thoughts I'm trying to make sense of.. that sort of thing.
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The second explanation relaxes him some, lets him drop that hand and hold politely still under Sunny's eyes. He still looks a bit embarrassed, but not quite so mystified. ]
That's, ah... fair enough, I suppose. [ It's the least he can do, certainly. ]