texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/studying at the library/dealing with the heatwave/watching trials while eating popcorn etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

Lotor | Voltron: Legendary Defender | OTA!

[waitatick]

1. Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.

2. currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"

3. Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.

4. I've found my dream guide. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.

5. just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live

4

[pidgeypidge]

That's good to know.

[Why did he feel the need to send her this? How did he even get this number? Who knows.]

[waitatick]

I shall tell you science facts without being undressed, Green Paladin.

[He has no idea but...sorry?]

[pidgeypidge]

[She's more amused than anything, honestly.]

I'm gonna need double the science facts if you're going to keep calling me Green Paladin.

[waitatick]

Would you prefer another moniker? I was not aware that we had reached the point of common names rather than titles.

[royal upbringing is hard to throw off, unfortunately]

However, you may have as many science facts as you wish.

[pidgeypidge]

Everyone usually just calls me Pidge.

[Or Number Five, but Coran's little nickname probably doesn't count for much anymore.]

I might just hold you to that.

[waitatick]

Then I will use that, with your permission. And please do, I am rather a fount of useless knowledge after ten thousand decaphoebes.

[pidgeypidge]

Then please consider this my permission to do so. And definitely. Everyone loves trivia.

5

[princessences]

Wait, WHAT?

[ NOT HER MICE ]

[waitatick]

I...have no recollection of having sent this. My apologies, Princess.

[but there were mice doing the do okay it's not like it's his fault]

[princessences]

Are you certain they're MY mice and not some...strange Earth rip-off?

[waitatick]

I confess to being uncertain of their planet of origin and was not willing to look closely enough to study them extensively.

[Basically, he woke up, saw mice fornicating and freaked out, sorry]

[princessences]

Well, you have to check again!

[ Yes, she is demanding this. ]

[waitatick]

I do not recall ever stating that they were your mice. But if this is your wish, I will check. I do hope that they will forgive me for such a blatant disregard of privacy.

[Yeah he's way too gone to not actually do it.]