texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

[wwrench]

I think they forgot our party this year. Did you guys have your own?

[bright_moon]

[ Yes and it has Xingchen staring for a couple minutes! ]

...us?

I'm not.

[speed_of_snark]

In a really BAD way, yes.

Lots of practice.

[cultivatingsin]

Why not us? I think you're beautiful.

[howlett]

Worth a try.

Is scotch on the rocks mixed enough?

[oversight]

If I were telling someone off I'd be suggesting they suck MY balls. But now that you mention it, that could be quite the distraction technique.

[howlett]

Nobody's been in much of a party mood.

but I won't get in your way if you're gonna put on the fishnets again.

[wwrench]

You think he'd be upset? Might just make him blush.

Jean-Paul, you're never going to make me believe it takes you any practice to look cute doing anything. You're a natural.

[oversight]

They're just a fashion statement, aren't they? Pretty sure he's got perfect vision.

[wwrench]

I could teach you, but I don't want my powers to be used for evil. Who you trying to seduce now?

[wwrench]

I might fall over trying to tug them up. Unless I had some help.

...

Did you really like the way that looked?

[oversight]

Don't worry, it's just a writing exercise.

[speed_of_snark]

Non. Make me something nicer.

[speed_of_snark]

He takes his faith very seriously. I think it would offend him.

You're flattering me so I'll blow you.

[wwrench]

Oh. Well, my way doesn't translate very well to text.

You working on another story?

[speed_of_snark]

Ok true.

You'd look cute in glasses.

[wwrench]

Or maybe so you'll let me blow you. I swear I won't sneeze on your dick this time.

[oversight]

A short one. It's what I've been doing when I can't sleep.

[wwrench]

Who're the characters?

[oversight]

You, too. Too bad you're too perfect to need them.

[oversight]

Some random characters.

[wwrench]

Uh huh.

What's the setting?

[speed_of_snark]

You were really too embarrassed about that. It happens.

[oversight]

A roadside motel.

[speed_of_snark]

I might need them one day.