texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

[lightthedarkness]

It is my intention to be very happy, that's true.

Buuut first I would actually NEED someone and no one is exactly jumping in line.

[undermoonlight]

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not and that’s really stressful.

How about you give that up and uh

Come here. And then forget about it.

[in_loveless_memory]

Yeah, she used Shadow Ball, it was super effective.

[Action]

[cultivatingsin]

[He grins giddily, eyes bright and warm. His happiness is genuine and he can't hide it - nor does he want to!]

If you ever want me to stop, just tell me.

[cultivatingsin]

I'll get you another one! :(

Action

[survivalthroughhate]

[Maul's pleased when his friend arrives. He looks a little run down, the source of which is apparent given the animals scattered all over the yard.]

Ah, Xue Yang. Come. Let me show her to you.

[He takes the man around to the side of the house where the fathiers are grazing on the grass. There's two small babies, the black one whose picture he'd shown and a tan one. They look like a cross between a pair of foals and puppies in appearance. There's something about their eyes that always look eternally sad even though they are both perfectly content at this moment.]

Fathiers are graceful, swift beasts, often ridden on gambling worlds in races. They grow to be about three meters high at the shoulder and are extremely tough. These two little ones could smash right through my house and come out on the other side without a scratch or any broken limbs at all. And they can run on almost any surface, even going vertical up a cliff wall.

[undermoonlight]

Isn’t there an application on the Fluid for that? You could check there.

You’re cute and nice, so I’m sure you’d get a lot of attention?

[He’s not actually sure how a dating app works.]

[lightthedarkness]

For as embarrassing as it is, no one has even bothered using it.

[undermoonlight]

Remind me to never get on her bad side.

[in_loveless_memory]

So noted.

[undermoonlight]

Maybe you could make it trendy somehow?

If I got a message from a cute girl on that thing, I’m sure I’d be flattered? No harm in trying, or something?

[Action]

[bright_moon]

[ Be happy Xue Yang! Xingchen shakes his head a little, deciding to just...settle...pressed up against the other man and make himself comfortable. ]

I will if I need to.

[survivalthroughhate]

[...................Goddamnit, he's got a point there!]

How'd you like to experience that? I'll be sure to make it as unpleasant an experience as possible just for you.

[undermoonlight]

I hope Nigiri-chan doesn’t have powers like that. He watches me sleep and that’s unnerving enough already.

But I’m glad you’ll be safe. And that it isn’t your blood.

Action

[cultivatingsin]

[He isn't going to forget his friend in all the excitement. Maul is wrapped in a happy embrace before Xue Yang dares to lay eyes on the fathiers.]

I can help you now that things have calmed down.

[There is concern behind the statement; the last time he saw his friend, he had been in bad shape. Considering how things were going, he assumes that didn't improve.

But the fathiers are an adorable sight! Xue Yang approaches the black baby and kneels down to be less imposing. He stretches out his hands and eventually, when he feels he has permission, rubs those big ears~]

For now, she is going to spend a lot of time getting to know me, Wuye and the Daozhangs. We're not in any hurry for her to grow up!

[in_loveless_memory]

You're already an unpleasant experience. You literally do not know how to be anything other than that.

Sticking to what you know is not actually special.

[survivalthroughhate]

Ah, so you ARE hung up on your prince.

If that's all you require, find someone attractive, just walk up and kiss them hard, and ask if they'd like to sleep with you. I'm sure that'll work.

[.........One has to question how Maul's love life went when he still had a whole body if these are the ideas he comes up with.]

[in_loveless_memory]

No, it isn't...

But ghost shadow-plasma is weirdly very difficult to get out.

[survivalthroughhate]

Oh, I never joke about murder. Death is sacred to the Sith.

What is my motivation for coming to you instead of killing?

[undermoonlight]

Yeah, I can’t help you there.

Maybe visit a priest or something. It works in scary novels.

[survivalthroughhate]

Then that makes two of us. Is there anyone who can actually stand your company or are you just an object of pity here for things like your little creature to protect?

[undermoonlight]

Listen, the fact I’m asking someone who wants to commit murder tonight to come to my house is already illogical enough

I’ve got nothing.

[in_loveless_memory]

I mean, you seem to keep wanting to be in my presence so I think that says more about you, honestly.

[Action]

[cultivatingsin]

[He slips back onto the couch and holds open his arms, offering himself as a pillow.]

You're much stronger than I am. That's part of the reason I like you so much.

Re: Action

[survivalthroughhate]

[Xue Yang is one of the few people Maul will automatically accept a hug from. What can he say? His friend gets him in a way not everyone here does. And he'd tried to help out Maul when he's been at some very low points. A friend in need is a friend indeed and all that.]

I have had quite the experience. I lost myself there for a while even after I was brought back from death. Reaper had to literally punch some sense into me.

[He just doesn't mention that this all happened while he was a deer. Not yet anyway.]

Good. She'll need lots of care for a long while being so young. [Then he pauses.] Daozhangs? [He repeats the unfamiliar word.]