texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

Atsushi Nakajima | Bungo Stray Dogs

[undermoonlight]

1. i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all of the things you would do for a French fry?

2. when I said I wanted to spend the night at my house, I didn’t mean you should bring the party here.

3. I’ve had to bail two people out tonight. How’s your night going?

1

[arclightning]

In my defense, I didn't know about french fries before and they're very good.

[undermoonlight]

You aren’t wrong

But seventeen separate texts? Really?

[arclightning]

I'm still figuring out how to work this thing; you try it four sakes in.

At least some of those were Korra.

3

[survivalthroughhate]

Punched someone in the throat already. So not bad.

[undermoonlight]

PLEASE STOP.

I DONT WANT TO GO TO JAIL AGAIN TONIGHT.

[survivalthroughhate]

Well, there's only solution to that problem: hunt them back down and kill them so they don't press charges!

[...............MAUL NO.]

[undermoonlight]

NO I

i am absolutely pretty sure that there are more solutions than that!

[survivalthroughhate]

Too late. I'll let you know if I was successful in finding them or not.

[undermoonlight]

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not and that’s really stressful.

How about you give that up and uh

Come here. And then forget about it.

[survivalthroughhate]

Oh, I never joke about murder. Death is sacred to the Sith.

What is my motivation for coming to you instead of killing?

[undermoonlight]

Listen, the fact I’m asking someone who wants to commit murder tonight to come to my house is already illogical enough

I’ve got nothing.

[survivalthroughhate]

You poor fool.

[Beat.]

I'll be right over!