dividingline: (063)
ℕ𝕌𝕄𝔹𝔼ℝ𝕊 ([personal profile] dividingline) wrote in [community profile] soddersays2020-11-07 07:00 pm

texts from last night (in deerington)

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT



INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!


droptheious: (I'm so into you)

[personal profile] droptheious 2020-11-08 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, Em, believe it or not, parties do exist even in my ye olde time period. I just don't really like them. There seems to be an excessive amount of people and I really only have the patience for a minimal amount of human interaction at any one time.

Yes, you have. There's still that weird stain in the kitchen we can't get rid of. But I'm glad Drunk Emerald appreciates that a lot.
lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (I'm all ears)

[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2020-11-08 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
If you like sweet, then we need to do churros, this time with you getting one.

OH OH OH or cotton candy!
lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (Waaah I'm losing!)

[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2020-11-08 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
I AM NOT WRONG WHEN I SAY THAT WHITE SMELLS LIKE PINEAPPLE!

And it's fiiiiiine, I'm a goddess. Totally can handle it.
undermoonlight: (81)

[personal profile] undermoonlight 2020-11-08 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

[Wait.]

WHY ARE YOU CLEANING BLOOD?
laminae: (shrug)

[personal profile] laminae 2020-11-08 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
dunno about me being smart
owllady: (mischief | smile | eyebrow)

[personal profile] owllady 2020-11-08 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
that was exactly the problem. i broke out too quick!

hm. sounds like you got off easy
lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (This is so dumb!)

[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2020-11-08 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Varian, last I checked, you are human.

You have ALWAYS been flammable!
in_loveless_memory: (Uwaah)

[personal profile] in_loveless_memory 2020-11-08 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
It's nothing! [He is a liar who lies a lot like a rug lying on the ground!]
laminae: (awkward)

[personal profile] laminae 2020-11-08 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
seriously?
that's weird and sucks a lot
who cares about who people date
even if they do a bunch of gross PDA in front of people, they're just doing it 'cause they love each other
so it's a good thing

uhhh yeah i doubt that
i'm grass
grass isn't exactly dateable
undermoonlight: (09)

[personal profile] undermoonlight 2020-11-08 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
i don’t know where you’d find that kind of person but uh

i can leave the house when you do??


owllady: (smile | huh | eyebrow | laugh)

[personal profile] owllady 2020-11-08 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
smarter than the grass i know
laminae: (hat down smile)

[personal profile] laminae 2020-11-08 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
YES
yes to both of those
man i wish i had the scout badge Martin gave me back when that festival was going on
hallucinogem: (imprisoned by the thought)

[personal profile] hallucinogem 2020-11-08 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, okay, an introvert. Yeah, we have those.
Like I said, the girl back home somehow had the energy to do this literally every night and I do NOT understand it, but, like. Sometimes it's not bad.
The drinking is unrelated. You can drink without partying.
And maybe if you drink enough, you get into the mood for partying!
And then you leave mystery stains behind!
It was, like. I mean. It was...

Well, it wasn't BLOOD, I know that much. And that's the important part, right?
Is it still as sticky as it was the last time I checked?
droptheious: (I've been patient)

[personal profile] droptheious 2020-11-08 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
...
If I told you that technically both those things happened at the same time how would you feel about that?
undermoonlight: (17)

[personal profile] undermoonlight 2020-11-08 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Blood doesn’t just come from nowhere!

Whose is it??
hallucinogem: (is it any wonder that the joke's an iron)

[personal profile] hallucinogem 2020-11-08 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
V.
If I tried to weigh down my clothes to develop my muscles faster and then remove the weights and suddenly I'm super good at DDR, again, then legally you have to tell me.
arclightning: (shocked | her seriously?)

[personal profile] arclightning 2020-11-08 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
There are no whips in whipped cream.
arclightning: (grinning | found myself)

[personal profile] arclightning 2020-11-08 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Every grain of rice could have a tiny ghost attached to it. That'd be pretty haunted.
undermoonlight: (159)

Atsushi Nakajima | Bungo Stray Dogs

[personal profile] undermoonlight 2020-11-08 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
1. i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all of the things you would do for a French fry?

2. when I said I wanted to spend the night at my house, I didn’t mean you should bring the party here.

3. I’ve had to bail two people out tonight. How’s your night going?
in_loveless_memory: (?)

[personal profile] in_loveless_memory 2020-11-08 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Nooot mine? Does that make it better?Nooot mine? Does that make it better?
speed_of_snark: (aaaaand no)

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2020-11-08 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
I guess you DID acknowledge that I have feelings.

What are we drinking?
embodier: (024)

[personal profile] embodier 2020-11-08 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
do not fucking do that to me man
you're gonna jinx it and then i'll be fucking possessed by ten thousand tiny rice ghosts
cultivatingsin: (In this land of make believe)

Xue Yang | The Untamed

[personal profile] cultivatingsin 2020-11-08 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
1.) Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.

2.) You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.

3.) I have demons in me.

4.) no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies

5.) I'm going to smell of sex and shame.

6.) Text him!
speed_of_snark: (wine)

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2020-11-08 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
I did. I can do that; I'm Catholic.
speed_of_snark: (han)

[personal profile] speed_of_snark 2020-11-08 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Well. Huh.

Still gay.

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