texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/down in the sinkholes/recovering from October etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

[laminae]

they don't smell
maybe your nose is broken

[glitchinthesystem]

I did?

5

[teamfun]

Things I didn't need to know about your love life: THIS.

[shiro2hero]

Wait

Has this happened before?

And how long have you had a raccoon???

[glitchinthesystem]

My nose is not broken, Fern. Weed smells bad.

[shiro2hero]

Yeah. Yeah, you really did.

5

[the_scientist]

i helped a partner memorize the periodic table via sex acts

what I'm saying is, welcome to the club

[shiro2hero]

things i never meant to send to anyone else

this

[laminae]

well

knowing this town....

maybe you should go see that bird he knows his medical stuff

2

[the_scientist]

I say 'cute calculator' and mean it...

is that not something people say?

[glitchinthesystem]

Oh no. I'm one of the kids now.

I'm gonna lose my mature persona.

[in_loveless_memory]

No, it's not.

Who do you even SAY it to?

3

[the_scientist]

I choose the Spanish option when I think people are paying too much attention

[hallucinogem]

Uh, maybe because of the equally magical cats that will kick my ass if they even sniff a potential crime about to take place?
You definitely don't smell like a criminal.
Mostly you just smell like weed.

[droptheious]

That's no way to talk about Fern.

[owllady]

you really trust him to do doctor stuff for you?

1

[the_scientist]

... how did raccoons get them?

5

[droptheious]

Bold of you to assume that at all.

[hallucinogem]

Yeah! They weren't supposed to be fun, I was dressed up to be as offensive to the eyes as possible.
It's called nightclubs? Look 'em up.

I still don't know what the deal was with the pineapple. I don't even like pineapple.
Maybe I stole it? I don't remember at all.

[hallucinogem]

It was sex.
We were having sex.
We were having gay, lesbian sex. With two ladies.

[the_scientist]

lab assistants
mathematicians
anyone with a cute calculator

1

[droptheious]

I'm sorry but five ENTIRE bags of gummy bears is entierly too many gummy bears.

[glitchinthesystem]

Something tells me you suck at stealing. I pinched a guitar and a bunch of music and I didn't have the fuzz (haha) on me.

Also I don't smoke weed I think you're losing it.

[glitchinthesystem]

Varian.

You're high right now aren't you?

[droptheious]

It was definitely that bad.

I mean I can pretend it didn't if it'll help you sleep better at night?

I thought I'd have to take you to hospital but it turns out that you bounce pretty well.